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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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