- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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