- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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