- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

i have two hands.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Gus's mom

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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