Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A lot eh?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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