Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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