Who's Micheal Jackson?

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

The Qur'an

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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