- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Eric is gay Ha

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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