- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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