- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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