- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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