- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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