how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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