We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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