- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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