- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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