Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Gus's mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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