Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

guess what>? your mum lol

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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