Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Black people stink of shite!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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