Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Penis chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops