- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Gus's mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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