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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

whats 2+2? 4

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

No your aunties a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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