- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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