What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Anti Joke

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