A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A miserable man committed suicide.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

This is my favorite antijoke.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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