- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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