What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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dallen loves penis

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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