- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

N-E Pats never cheated

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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