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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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