- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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