A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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test

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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