- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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