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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

the WNBA.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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