- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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