Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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