- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

human centipede

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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