- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do u call a cripple Biv

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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