What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Blacks

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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quantum physics?

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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