What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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you will like this because i am black.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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woman's rights

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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