- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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