- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

i'm hard

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red poo is poo

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I'm so punny.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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