- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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