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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated