- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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