Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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