- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Tony Romo

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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