Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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