- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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