- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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