- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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