- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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