Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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autistic kids rock

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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