SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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