- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's 1+1? 69.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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