- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

9/11 my birthday

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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