Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

I'm homeless.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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