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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Please ignore this statement.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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