How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Knock Knock.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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