- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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