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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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