Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Jebron Lames.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Burp

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

kkkk

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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