I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's the difference between a duck?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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