What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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