- Anti Joke

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

woman's rights

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Hello

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Tony Romo

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome