Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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