dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's stupid a light bulb.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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