- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??