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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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