- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Everybody will die

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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