- Anti Joke

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.