What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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