- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Women's Rights.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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