What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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