what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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