- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

your mom.

guess what? bannanas

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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