How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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