Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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