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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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