What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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i had sex.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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