- Anti Joke

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls