3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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I asked her where you were.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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