What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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