- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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