- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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