- Anti Joke

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He--Hey guys

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

penis. nuff said.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Beka has AIDS

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what are you mike bibby?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!