- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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