Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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womens rights

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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