Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

angelo snyder is not ga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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