A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did Reed read? A. Read?

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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