A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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David Cameron

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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go F*** yourself

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q

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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