Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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all these jokes are horrible now

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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