Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A guy walks into a bar

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