Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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