Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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