A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What does? 42

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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