color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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