- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock knock knock OCD

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

jews

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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