How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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