- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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