What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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