- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Knock Knock Come in

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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