A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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