Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Fat? Jesse Z

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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