What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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