- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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