- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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