- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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