- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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