whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Women's rights.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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