- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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