Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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