- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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