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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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