- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your mother is so fat.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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