- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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