Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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