Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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