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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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