Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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i'm hard

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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