If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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