shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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