- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

I just threw up..In my pants.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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