- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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