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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

robin, get in the car.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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