A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Andoni was here

Error 37.

my penis

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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